the interview

LARISSA'S BRAIN
So. How do you feel about that interview?

LARISSA'S STOMACH
Ehhh...

LARISSA'S BRAIN
Stomach! I'm not talking to you. Heart?

LARISSA'S BRAIN
Ehhh...

LARISSA'S BRAIN
Oh come on! It wasn't bad. I think they liked you. You were perfectly smart, friendly, witty. Unflappable, even. You're clearly passionate and creative. Stellar references and track record. They'd be nuts not to hire you. I mean, it's not like you included clips of you advocating safe teen sex through hilarious, if bawdy, sketches you wrote for a hit comedy podcast in your Artist Portfolio.

LARISSA'S HEART
Well...

LARISSA'S BRAIN
Seriously, Heart? SERIOUSLY? Where was I when you were pulling that ace move?

LARISSA'S HEART
Thinking it was a good idea because it's work we're proud of!

LARISSA'S BRAIN
Shit. Well - shit. We're....no, it's cool. That was a good move. We're awesome.

LARISSA'S STOMACH
I hurt a little bit.

LARISSA'S BRAIN & HEART
Shut up!