Fellow aspiring screenwriters (or scribes as us hepcats say in the trades)...I have just come upon a divine internetic loophole. And you might already know about it, if you are a slightly-more-on-the-ball aspiring scribe, but still...
REAL movie scripts ONLINE and FOR FREE and...
TOTALLY PRINTABLE OFF YOUR WORKPLACE'S STURDY BUT NOISY PRINTER!
Glory be, hallelujah. Now I can dissect the "quirky dialog" of Juno with my trusty quirkometer, at length, in the comfort of my own living room...FOR FREE!
Follow the link below for the internetty amazingness.
There are scripts for Waitress, No Country for Old Men, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly...
It's so exciting!
Almost as exciting...someone is selling paintings from The Royal Tenenbaums on eBay here:
Which is a little sad. Wes Anderson should have invented his own version of eBay, a prettier, more precious version, where you pay with white vinyl Kinks albums instead of Paypal.
Oh, happy day!